so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Crops Grown: 9132 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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