so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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