so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Divine Spears Created: 29
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
Battle Standards Raised: 15 New Chunks Explored: 990986

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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