so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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