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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Void Armor Forged: 23 Buildings Constructed: 30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Astral Projections Made: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

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