so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 151 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 New Chunks Explored: 27523
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Potions Brewed: 112 Dragon Eggs Found: 7889
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Animals Bred: 81 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 219
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

    Kuznetsov’s Last Stand
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

    Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ores Mined: 5440
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Start Date August 2nd
    Server Members 350 (550 total members)

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

    FAQ

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the server focus?

    The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are Mini Seasons?

    Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

    Is Discord required to join the server?

    Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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