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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8843 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 274202 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.