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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5720 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Mines Excavated: | 2901 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.