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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7528 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.