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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5869 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 229 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3025 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.