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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3692 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.