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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3096 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.