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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 | Enchantments Applied: | 138 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.