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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5763 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 162 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.