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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 694 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 233 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.