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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5461 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.