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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4430 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.