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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6480 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5707 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.