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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5581 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.