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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6782 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.