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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7372 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 455 |
Animals Bred: | 140 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 117 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7171 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.