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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5043 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.