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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7219 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1247 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.