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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1113 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 63 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3222 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 503 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.