Private vanilla minecraft server.
⭐ Free
⭐ Vanilla
⭐ Private (To enter you need to log in to discord: https://discord.gg/wWn94bRSZy)
⭐ Voice chat
⭐ Events?
⭐ In development…
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3787 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 107236 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8513 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1002 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6916 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
