Record Breaker Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	2059

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	464402	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Enchantments Applied:	282
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mines Excavated:	3189
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dimension Hops:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.