Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.

Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.

Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Mines Excavated: 3859 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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