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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Farms Harvested: 918
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
Secret Passages Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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