RatBusters Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

affordable gifts, budget-friendly gifts, budgeting, budgeting for holidays, budgeting for special occasions, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, financial constraints, Financial Planning, frugal living, gift budget, gift giving, Gift ideas, GiftGuru, Gifts, holiday budgeting, limited income, low-income, Minecraft, money management, saving money, smp, thoughtful gifts

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchantments Applied:	260
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2179	Farms Harvested:	364

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	366849
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2991	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1