Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4521 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4450 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2984 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.
But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
