Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:
►Anarchy
► Mini games
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⚡️ ip: landymine.ru Port: 19132
✨ Version: 1.20+
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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.
► What is unique about this server?
Constant development and addition of new things
Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.
The best protection against all types of attacks
Server stability
Direct communication with management and responsiveness
We work from 2022
✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.
Come visit us ➥ landymine.ru 19132
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Steve once rode a dragon into battle on our server and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of dirt. And if you join now, you might just get the chance to do the same!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs licensing dormant IPs when you have a server this insane?!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks and ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. And don’t even get us started on the llamas that can breakdance like pros.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding cows – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will only communicate through interpretive dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden carrots.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the fate of the world depends on whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off? Join us now and be a part of the chaos and craziness that is our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad of Minecraft warriors ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make your enemies tremble in fear!
But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Get ready to collect all the candies and roses while jamming out to some epic tunes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent. That’s right, free stuff every single day just for logging in! Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of rainbows and burning destinies, that is.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.
But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.
So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?
Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.
Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.
Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1236 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
