Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

    Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP Address play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • Welcoming community
    • Active Discord
    • Friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Links:

    Website https://bloomsmp.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is Bloom SMP modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
    How can I ensure a good playing experience? Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

    Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoProofSwearMC SMP

    NoProofSwearMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelPeekers

    PixelPeekers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Climate Conspiracies

    Blocky Climate Conspiracies
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

    we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

    oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Version: 1.20.1+

    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I create custom kits on the server? Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
    How can I earn coins on the server? Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
    Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition? Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
    Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server? Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Femanon GF Minecraft Server

    Femanon GF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

    ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ElfHairNoFair

    ElfHairNoFair
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

    We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7908

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

    TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelCraftLand

    PixelCraftLand
    Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

    Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

    Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

    Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

    But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

    Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

    Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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