Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Farms Harvested: 243 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

    Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future
    LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

    Blocky Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1035 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

    We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

    Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 202 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoSoloMinecraftServer

    NoSoloMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

    Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

    Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

    So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

    MovieMagicMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MisunderstoodCraft

    MisunderstoodCraft
    Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

    Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

    So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UkrainianHackerzRusBust

    UkrainianHackerzRusBust
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

    Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8788 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crops Grown: 3570
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoobsNeedLoveToo

    NoobsNeedLoveToo
    Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

    Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

    So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9810 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 829277 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

    HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Farms Harvested: 677
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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