Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Star Shards Collected: 97
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Farms Harvested: 235
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

    Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

    Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 527 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

    SnackCraft: Movie Munchies
    Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Potions Brewed: 62
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2119 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SpeedyData Minecraft Server

    SpeedyData Minecraft Server
    join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 2277
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NukeBlockerCraft

    NukeBlockerCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crops Grown: 3986 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4724
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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