Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Gods Slained: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5441

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 324 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 150
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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