Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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