RageQuitMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	202
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	6115	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2396
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	518
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	9458	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	96	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	1695
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2038
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.