Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrokeButHappyCraft

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Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	712
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoKidsAllowedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7239	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCovidCraze

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Brain Boosting Workout

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join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	7460
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3