Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

    Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

    Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 8962
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ores Mined: 8605
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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