Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mines Excavated: 1212
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 71 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ores Mined: 8163
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CatastrophicCraft

    CatastrophicCraft
    so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9396 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Animals Bred: 176
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Farms Harvested: 610
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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