Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 183
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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