Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 6334 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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