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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 329 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 928 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).