Light-Anarchy without privates, without /home
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.
One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4751 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?
Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3676 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?
So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Enchantments Applied: | 143 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8107 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!
If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.
Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.
But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!
So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
