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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MOGL

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About: The most advanced game of life in Minecraft, MOGL incorporates elements of GTA and The Sims but offers much, much more. Create a business empire, become a crime lord, or run for Mayor. Build your own home, roleplay with friends, and uncover the secrets of our world!

Stock Market Player Businesses & Corporations Realistic Vehicles w/ Drifting Advanced Cooking System Gangs, Gang Wars, Arson, Prison

AND MUCH MORE…

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	505830	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Eternitysmp

Chestshop, Events, Land Claim, No Griefing, Parkour, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to EternitySMP!

We have lots of packed feature to make survival fun! join us today, and make some shops or join your friends on a expedition.

– Vote Tiers– No p2w kits or ranks– And so much more

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UnEasyAlliance

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?

Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4820	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

dotMINE

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Timemc

Arena Pvp, Cracked

➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SnifWorld

Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7276
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PhantasiaCraft

Vanilla

We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minenox

Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.

See you at minenox.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Andor

Mini Games, Survival

How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	3769

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Stellar

Community, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Towny, Townywars

A fun survival server with plugins to add tons of new features and items. We have jobs and player stores. We do events on the server and we have a PvP arenas. We have a open and great community with a discord server, where you can chat with all of our members.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Free Build

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, “The SMP Server”. The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!

Join up to 3 jobs and earn points and money. Use job points to buy custom items in shop. Complete quests to earn ranks that unlocks more rewarding features, like more land claiming, more set homes, etc. Gear up to defeat bosses, mine ores, and defeat other players for rewards in the Warzone. Join now and see where you belong in this freeing world.In order to apply for staff, you must be have 6 hours of online time on the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

marCloudMC

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival

WANT A GOOD MINECRAFT SERVER WITH AMAZING ANTICHEAT?

Check out marCloud MC – A high quality Minecraft Network with variety of games protected by an advanced auto-ban AntiCheat. We offer you games such as Bedwars, Skywars and even custom ones like OITC, CubeRunner, KnockIT, Luckrace and many more!

Check us out: marcloud.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cumhuriyetroleplay

Roleplay, Survival

Cumhuriyet Roleplay Azerbaijan server is a very high quality, developed and entertaining server, everyone is invited.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7524	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Voloron Bending Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay

Bungee Support Our server has full bungee support with 5 different servers connected to it being: Factions, Skykits, Minigames, RPG, and our Hub/Creative server! Everything for the server works off of GUI as well!

Bending We use project korra with our config being updated weekly based off of players feedback on moves. Everyone on the server has the ability to change elements at will between fire, air, water, and earth!

Factions We have a unique factions plugin that goes well beyond the normal factions. In ours it is economy based where you will be able to buy things such as upgrades for your factions, more land, and much more! There are 10 unique jobs to choose from to gain money and move up in baltop ranks. There are also admin shops with dynamic pricing and player shops used through a GUI to keep everyone safe when buying and selling items from anywhere. There is also a bending arena where you can go and fight to the death and 5 unique training arenas one for each element and then one for all elements.

Skykits Our skykits server is one of a kind with maps changing on it every 2-3 months. There are over 60 unique kits to buy and play with. With these kits there are 5 original ones then each original kit will be enhanced depending on the sub element you choose for it! You will also be able to buy in game perks with money received from skykits and there are item drops on the server!

Creative Our Creative server is part of our hub where you can go and build whatever you’d like. Once done you can submit your plot to be judged and either considered for build team or receive money to spend in the server shop to buy things like world edit!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DefianceCraft

Parkour, PvP

DEFIANCECRAFT is back! PVP like in the old days,there are 6 parkours, complete parkours to get equipment, the harder the parkour the better the equipment in the chest when you finish them. You can kill iron golems for iron and kill pigs for experience, then enchant your own gear. Fight versus other people for their stuff! Join NOW! IP= 151.80.22.8

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	2209
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.