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| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 246 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 179 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
