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| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3106 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7913 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
