Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2525 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 701 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
