come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

    HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst
    Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3751
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Chimeras Created: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

    Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star
    so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

    come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

    why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Farms Harvested: 981 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Chud Connect Minecraft Server

    Chud Connect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

    Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6120
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyOwnershipWar

    CraftyOwnershipWar
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

    But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 217
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AppAddict Minecraft SMP

    AppAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 143 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockyTerrorTelAviv

    BlockyTerrorTelAviv
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

    So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Towns Built: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

    Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6516
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

    Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

    SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

    Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

    InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

    Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HealthJourneyMC SMP

    HealthJourneyMC SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Chimeras Created: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

    Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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