so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY